Can I get a plain potato and a napkin?

liberalsarecool:

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#TaxTheChurches

somecutething:

Dolphins doing cartwheels with an aquarium guest.

(via Ant.Giovanni)

hooved:

sun dried fucking tomatoes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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sea-puppy:

whalesharkcat:

unalivejournal:

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Fuckk😍

they’re drafting us for the yeti war through Walmart now? we’re fucked

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posttexasstressdisorder:

soberscientistlife:

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ProTip: The Media is Complicit in the Nazi Treason.

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understandager:

whatbethsays:

the other night i tried to make a curry and i got chilli burns all over my face, so i thought to myself ‘hang on, doesn’t milk soothe chilli burns? it does’ and i couldn’t google because i couldn’t see so i just had to blindly feel my way to the fridge and pour out a bowl of milk, and then plant my face in the bowl of milk, anyway at that point the rice cooker went off and triggered a power surge which turned my electricity off, which i didn’t notice at first because i had my face in a bowl of milk and when i did emerge from the dairy prison i thought i had gone blind with chilli burns. so no i don’t really cook much.

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chipjrwibignaturals:

incredibly funny that “and they were roommates” became like. code for being gay. we have no damn CLUE what gossip that woman was talking about we just decided it was homosexual behavior

conspiring-limabean:

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Decided to cave in and look up what the fuck Juggling Lab is and. Y’all really somehow took a random ass educational tool and are turning it into a shitposting phenomenon huh

oldbutchdanielcraig:

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imagine being almost 50 years old and this is your reaction to finding out your best friend can’t have a playdate with you

barstoolblues:

scroll for me my angel of blogging

trash-bandicoot-official:

slyandthefamilybook:

vriskakinnieaynrand:

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NOИТИ ЮAROLINA

Sound I make when I notice there’s perhaps a little treat or present for me

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